born sometime in the last half of the previous century, i prefer to spend my free time drawing.
if you would like an autographed headshot, please contact my agent at Satin Talent, P.O. Box 2150, Murrary, Nebraska, 56902.
stuff to be read outloud really quickly: all content copyrighted by the author or artist of said work from 2009 being the present date on into perpetuity from said present date. please do not copy, disseminate, reproduce or generate a facsimile of said copyrighted work without the express written consent of the author or artist who generated the work, who goes by the name Zakk Daniek, although his given name is Zachary because his dad didn't like the name Sebastian.